Today you need to think before you speak as you are likely to say something you really regret.
You are likely to say something you regret today, so think carefully before you speak. It looks like being pretty unavoidable that you will end this day by putting your foot in it in one way or another, but you can at least do your best to limit the damage. Theres no doubt this will come back to haunt you at a later time, so have your apologies ready and try to prepare for the backlash.